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A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a dust cloud approached at high speed, which emerged a shiny silver BMW. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Ferragamo shoes, the latest polarized sunglasses and a tightly knotted tie power, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd: "Hey! If I can tell you how many sheep you have in your herd, you give me one? "

The shepherd looks at the man, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and answered: "Sure."

The driver parked his car, plugged his cell phone under the microscope in a laptop and quickly surfed to a GPS satellite navigation on the Internet and initiated a body away from the heat scan of the area. While the computer is busy, he sent a few e-mail via his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, nodded solemnly at the responses. Finally, he printed a 150-page report on the little laser printer in its glove compartment, turned to the shepherd, waving the sheaves of paper, and pronounced "You have exactly 1586 sheep."

"Impressive. One of my sheep is yours. "Says the shepherd.

He looked at the young man select an animal and the beam in his car. Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, you give me back my sheep?"

Glad to meet a fellow sportsman, the young man replied: "You're about."

"You are a consultant." said the shepherd without hesitation.

"Right" says the young man, impressed. "How did you ever guess?"

"It wasn'ta guess," replied the shepherd. "You drive in my field without being invited. You are asking me to pay for the information that I already know, answer the questions I have not asked, and you know nothing about my business. Now give me back my dog. "

never heard .. good one

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=)

I've heard, but its still funny and true!

Lots of charm and note I hope to grow up to be a shepherd.
aka consultant

lol

Heeyuk you'm funny.

a good joke, but I like the version with a blonde instead of a consultant better. :)

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